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On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next to him was a kid on his shiny new bike.
The cop said to the kid, "Nice bike you've got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
The kid said, "Yeah."
The cop said, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a taillight on that bike." The cop then proceeded to issue the kid a $20 bicycle safety violation ticket.
The kid took the ticket, but before he rode off he said, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
Humoring the kid, the cop said, "Yeah, he sure did."
The kid said, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top."
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| Taking A Final Exam
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| Shaky Hands
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15, Nov 2007 |
| Gorilla Control
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16, Nov 2007 |
| Variations On Murphy's Law
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16, Nov 2007 |
| SCOTCH ON THE ROCKS
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16, Nov 2007 |
| Knock Knock!
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16, Nov 2007 |
| Knock Knock!
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16, Nov 2007 |
| Knock Knock!
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16, Nov 2007 |
| Knock Knock!
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16, Nov 2007 |
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16, Nov 2007 |
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